Total Medals Earned: 29 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 520 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/175 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/340 points)
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/135 points)
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 3/52 (15/330 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (125/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (75/370 points)
When winning just isn't enough...
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/280 points)
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Sell a tower
Visit the creators' website
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 6/14 (95/405 points)
Complete 1st mission
Complete 4th mission
Complete 5th mission
Complete 2nd mission
Complete 3rd mission
Complete first five missions
Complete 6th mission
Complete 10th mission
Complete 9th mission
Complete 8th mission
Complete 7th mission
Complete all missions (Any Difficulty)
Complete 11th mission
Complete all missions (Harder difficulty)